“Those Candy Friends” and life resemblance go like this:
You are playing along, trying to make some good moves,
Climbing your way through the path set before you
Shifting candies strategically
Setting yourself up for success
Feeling confident in your candy-shuffling abilities
Building your arsenal of exploding candies and those free-move hands waving at you
from the side (none of which should be used all willy-nilly).
Along comes the cute little tiger girl, tennis-playing Yeti, or weird Weiner Dog Cop, and…
Not today! I’m going to throw this at your life board and undo all your clever shifting of confections.
Your moves are counting down. Now what?
We’re starting from here.
The little shits.
PK Glaser 5/10/23